hey lady cut it out

yr narcissism is makin me SICK

jesus murphy mary and joseph everyones gone mad

have some FUCKING self respect

hey sam beam I thought ya were a poet

YR NEW ALBUM FUCKING BLOWS

I am very, very, disappointed in you Samuel. You have made a boring album of poppy bullshit. It is over-produced and musically uninteresting. DO BETTER!

Sincerely,
Alyssa Emily

xoxo

back in mobile with the memphis blues again

I'm in Calgary
and its snowing
and its fucking cold out (minus 16 uggggghh)
and I have a caffeine headache because my mum doesn't have any goddamn coffee in the house

and all I wanna do is be in the doom boom room getting high and listening to a damn good song.
well
FUCK!
SHIT!
CUNT!
COCK!
BALLS!

phew. I feel better. hopefully my 15 year old sister and her boyfriend will pick me up soon and take me to my dad's house and my stepmum will have a secret dooby and a cup of coffee with baileys in it waiting for me. girl can dream.

kids these days

little brother: what are you up to?
me: I was just about to start making your Christmas present!!
little brother: um, what??
me: I was just about to start making your present. for Christmas!
little brother (unimpressed and full of doubt): you're making my present?

me: Yes!! And I had a really sucky day and I've been thinking about your present for weeks and its going to be really fucking special so YOU BETTER AT LEAST PRETEND TO LIKE IT jfvisdfhg;oa4tu8034UT8IBGISDFGJ or we're siblings off.

he would definitely prefer an xbox game to the leather and feather good I'm about to devote the next 4 hours of my life to.
fucking kids these days